Oakley Prez Buys A Tank

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Is a helipad crazy? A moto racetrack? We’ve got those.

Cannons? Torpedos? Running the skull and crossbones up the flagpole? We do that, too.

Take a loop around our Interplanetary HQ and it’s not hard to see why we’re known for doing things a little bit different here. And shortly, we’re going to do different in a very big way.

We got a tank.

We’re going to run some stuff over.

And 2,000 of our closest family members are going to bear witness.

We’ll tell you how it went next week. But for now, a little info from the President will have to do.

He’s not normal.

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Author

Newbear Lesniewski

Date

April 03, 2009