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Oakley Prez Buys A Tank
Is a helipad crazy? A moto racetrack? We’ve got those.
Cannons? Torpedos? Running the skull and crossbones up the flagpole? We do that, too.
Take a loop around our Interplanetary HQ and it’s not hard to see why we’re known for doing things a little bit different here. And shortly, we’re going to do different in a very big way.
We got a tank.
We’re going to run some stuff over.
And 2,000 of our closest family members are going to bear witness.
We’ll tell you how it went next week. But for now, a little info from the President will have to do.
He’s not normal.
- Author
- Newbear Lesniewski
